Biyernes, Enero 23, 2015

A Students's Guide to Hell's Punishment (School Version)

If Hell for Students did exist (and if their life is not hell yet), it would be like this:

-Vestibule: The Probation
Those who get considerably low grades and are at risk of getting kicked out are here.
They got to have harder assignments and a thousand projects and surprise quizzes every other minute with no rest and no recess.

ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE

-First Circle: The Uniform Inventors
The students who wear clothes not allowed by the school and those who do not follow the uniform guidelines would be in here.
They would be forced to wear ugly and baggy clothes for the rest of the school year.
-Second Circle: The Noise Makers
Students who talk too loud or do any kind of noise while the teachers are discussing or in an important event that needs silence after three warnings would be placed here.
They would be forced to spend their time in isolation and total silence for three days.
-Third Circle: The Love Makers
Students who show Public Display of Affection in a way that many people get uncomfortable or annoyed by them are in here.
These students punishment depends on the level they had done, and would include sermons and would be separated from any other student in school, at least for a week.
-Fourth Circle: The Stubborn
Students who do not follow simple rules such as no skateboarding, no gadgets, not attending important ceremonies or school events or no using bubble gum or any other rules that does not include pain or distress in emotional or physical means are placed here.
Their things would be confiscated and they would be forced to stay in school for the whole week without getting any comfort or entertainment whatsoever, they would not be allowed to go home and are only allowed to eat food that sucks from the cafeteria.
-Fifth Circle: The Bad Mouthers
Round 1: Cursers
Those students who speak bad words, swears and curses are in here.
They are forced to listen to bad music and noise for a week, without stopping since they speak bad words and words with evil meaning.
Round 2: Silencers
Those students who tell malicious things behind a person's back or those who give bad information about a person without them knowing are placed here.
They would be forced to live in silence and are not allowed to talk since they choose to give a person a bad reputation behind their backs.
Round 3: The Trash Talkers
Those students who bully a person using words or technological means in front of them or being the person being bullied aware are in here. Those people who also use black mail are in here.
They would be forced to tell their deepest, darkest secrets to everyone at school and would live in shame for the rest of their lives.
-Sixth Circle: The Thieves
When a student steals other students or the school's property would be in here.
They would be forced to give away their favorite things (gadgets, internet, clothes, etc) or get grounded depending on the object or how many did he or she stole.
-Seventh Circle: The Destroyers
When a student does any harm to other people or the school's property or facility intentionally, he or she would be placed here.
Their punishment is for them to build whatever they had destroyed and anything else in the school or the person's property that is not in good condition, whether they caused its destruction or not. The level of their punishment depends on the level of destruction they had caused. If the students indeed caused great destruction, then his or her gadgets would be taken away from them.
-Eighth Circle: The Cheaters
Bolgia 1: Eavesdroppers
Students who listen to other people exchanging answers, but not directly interacting with them are placed here.
Since they eavesdrop on the real cheaters and let temptation control their conscience, they are forced to listen to never ending sermons of teachers, the whole of their lifetime. Including their mother and father.
Bolgia 2: Treaty Makers
Students who share their answers to each other are here.
Since they decide to team up to cheat, their grades are given to other students until the cheater is left with none. He or she would also be given a sermon by their parents and teachers.
Bolgia 3: Copiers
Students who copy the answers of their classmates are in here.
Since they prefer to copy the answers of their seatmates instead of reviewing and studying for themselves, they are forced to write a hundred essays of the same thing all over again, no carbon paper whatsoever. And no erasures too.
Bolgia 4: Coders
Students who use anything that contains the answer (written on their hand or pieces of paper, open books below their desks, answers on their cellphones or tablets).
Since they choose not to review and do cheating by using those above, they are forced to copy assigned websites with long articles in legible handwriting for every student in their school without erasures.
-Ninth Circle: The Violent
Round 1: Accidentally
Those Students who accidentally hurt their classmates against their own will would be here.
Since they did not manage to control themselves, they would be separated from everyone if the students is an extrovert. He or she would not be allowed to go near someone or talk to anyone. If he or she is an introvert, then he or she would be forced to spend time with everyone at school and make friends and attend social activities with no time for himself or herself alone.
Round 2: Intentionally
Those students who intentionally hurt their classmates would be placed here.
Since they decide to use power and hurt people physically then they would receive spanking and physical punishment from their parents. They would be forced to look at pictures which hurts the eyes, smell objects that doesn't smell good, hear very loud music, and taste the most gross food in the cafeteria, The degree of pain they will receive would be based on the degree of pain they caused.

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