A Students's Guide to Hell's Punishment (School Version)

If Hell for Students did exist (and if their life is not hell yet), it would be like this:

-Vestibule: The Probation
Those who get considerably low grades and are at risk of getting kicked out are here.
They got to have harder assignments and a thousand projects and surprise quizzes every other minute with no rest and no recess.

ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE

-First Circle: The Uniform Inventors
The students who wear clothes not allowed by the school and those who do not follow the uniform guidelines would be in here.
They would be forced to wear ugly and baggy clothes for the rest of the school year.
-Second Circle: The Noise Makers
Students who talk too loud or do any kind of noise while the teachers are discussing or in an important event that needs silence after three warnings would be placed here.
They would be forced to spend their time in isolation and total silence for three days.
-Third Circle: The Love Makers
Students who show Public Display of Affection in a way that many people get uncomfortable or annoyed by them are in here.
These students punishment depends on the level they had done, and would include sermons and would be separated from any other student in school, at least for a week.
-Fourth Circle: The Stubborn
Students who do not follow simple rules such as no skateboarding, no gadgets, not attending important ceremonies or school events or no using bubble gum or any other rules that does not include pain or distress in emotional or physical means are placed here.
Their things would be confiscated and they would be forced to stay in school for the whole week without getting any comfort or entertainment whatsoever, they would not be allowed to go home and are only allowed to eat food that sucks from the cafeteria.
-Fifth Circle: The Bad Mouthers
Round 1: Cursers
Those students who speak bad words, swears and curses are in here.
They are forced to listen to bad music and noise for a week, without stopping since they speak bad words and words with evil meaning.
Round 2: Silencers
Those students who tell malicious things behind a person's back or those who give bad information about a person without them knowing are placed here.
They would be forced to live in silence and are not allowed to talk since they choose to give a person a bad reputation behind their backs.
Round 3: The Trash Talkers
Those students who bully a person using words or technological means in front of them or being the person being bullied aware are in here. Those people who also use black mail are in here.
They would be forced to tell their deepest, darkest secrets to everyone at school and would live in shame for the rest of their lives.
-Sixth Circle: The Thieves
When a student steals other students or the school's property would be in here.
They would be forced to give away their favorite things (gadgets, internet, clothes, etc) or get grounded depending on the object or how many did he or she stole.
-Seventh Circle: The Destroyers
When a student does any harm to other people or the school's property or facility intentionally, he or she would be placed here.
Their punishment is for them to build whatever they had destroyed and anything else in the school or the person's property that is not in good condition, whether they caused its destruction or not. The level of their punishment depends on the level of destruction they had caused. If the students indeed caused great destruction, then his or her gadgets would be taken away from them.
-Eighth Circle: The Cheaters
Bolgia 1: Eavesdroppers
Students who listen to other people exchanging answers, but not directly interacting with them are placed here.
Since they eavesdrop on the real cheaters and let temptation control their conscience, they are forced to listen to never ending sermons of teachers, the whole of their lifetime. Including their mother and father.
Bolgia 2: Treaty Makers
Students who share their answers to each other are here.
Since they decide to team up to cheat, their grades are given to other students until the cheater is left with none. He or she would also be given a sermon by their parents and teachers.
Bolgia 3: Copiers
Students who copy the answers of their classmates are in here.
Since they prefer to copy the answers of their seatmates instead of reviewing and studying for themselves, they are forced to write a hundred essays of the same thing all over again, no carbon paper whatsoever. And no erasures too.
Bolgia 4: Coders
Students who use anything that contains the answer (written on their hand or pieces of paper, open books below their desks, answers on their cellphones or tablets).
Since they choose not to review and do cheating by using those above, they are forced to copy assigned websites with long articles in legible handwriting for every student in their school without erasures.
-Ninth Circle: The Violent
Round 1: Accidentally
Those Students who accidentally hurt their classmates against their own will would be here.
Since they did not manage to control themselves, they would be separated from everyone if the students is an extrovert. He or she would not be allowed to go near someone or talk to anyone. If he or she is an introvert, then he or she would be forced to spend time with everyone at school and make friends and attend social activities with no time for himself or herself alone.
Round 2: Intentionally
Those students who intentionally hurt their classmates would be placed here.
Since they decide to use power and hurt people physically then they would receive spanking and physical punishment from their parents. They would be forced to look at pictures which hurts the eyes, smell objects that doesn't smell good, hear very loud music, and taste the most gross food in the cafeteria, The degree of pain they will receive would be based on the degree of pain they caused.

When the Pope Goes into Town

I'm not exactly a Catholic nor a very religious person. I'm just an ordinary kid doing ordinary things when there's no classes. Unfortunately, my what-to-do-when-classes-are-suspended list doesn't include watching television or listening to a radio whatsoever, especially not listening for Pope news. Not that I'm being racist or a very ignorant child, I'm just not into that kind of thing since I don't understand how the Catholic Church works and yes I'm a Christian, but what we Born Agains (or Protestants) have a very different bible that's significantly different to what the Catholic Church teaches. And maybe I just prefer entertainment than listening to some good Pope doing good things in our country which teaches doctrine that we don't just well... accept.
Well, yes, we do worship God and Jesus but still, we don't have many uh.. beliefs that Catholic has. But, I did hear some good quotes while I was eating lunch and the television was open that we Born Agains do approve. Like the part when he said that don't look at him as the one who helped them, but look at God instead. Because I don't exactly watch any television except The Walking Dead, I can't tell anything that happened without involving people who were telling stories or posting on Facebook. Which is a big problem when you have this school project of writing in your blog what you personally think about when the Pope came into town, no opinion of other people whatsoever.
Well, what I am hearing people getting interviewed right now since our television is open and apparently, the Pope had caused a huge change in Filipino lifestyle this couple of days.

First of all, you normally hear news about murders or crimes or corruption everyday in the news. Yes, just a normal day in the Philippines but then BAM! The Pope is coming to our unpopular country, and he chose to come here instead of other Asian countries! Seriously, I think we are the only Catholic country in the whole of Asia.. okay maybe there are like two or four more but still!

See? Even those countries at the top are mostly communists and don't believe in any God! Now this is the answer why the Pope chose us to visit instead of mainstream and popular countries because we are technically the only Catholic (and maybe Christian!) country in Asia! Of course, the Pope is a really kind person and he remembered our country which is I admit, a bit nice since we didn't got hogged and forgotten again. That was really kind since our country is um.. a bit dangerous and all after the typhoons and storms and well.. maybe stampedes and rogue gangs and stuff. So far the news is all about the Papal visit and there's almost no other news in the newspaper or television except the Pope. It is a huge thing, I'll give you that, I mean, its not everyday you see a very famous person and a very important one visiting your country!

Second, is that many people were inspired and really got into a very hopeful mood since the Pope came. On what I'm hearing on the television, many people, like THOUSANDS or maybe MILLIONS of Filipinos are literally expressing their gratitude and thanks to the Papal Visit, the Pope himself, the Pope's mass, whatever the Pope gave to our country (if its money, no offense, it would probably go into government pocket anyway like what happened to the 80% of the donations for Yolanda Victims). It was good seeing your people having hope and stuff since most of them were poor and them being inspired and hoping for a change is kind of inspiring too. Its too bad since most of the people just don't do anything (like take jobs) to raise their status in life. There are people that spend their Sundays every time in mass but after the mass, they talk about bad things to people. And I just wish they followed the Pope's teachings, especially that they thank God since He is the star and protagonist here and not him. Some Filipinos praise Pope Francis and not God which is kind of sad.

Anyway, the people feel blessed and thankful and optimistic since the Pope came. They felt joy and all those good and positive emotions. Maybe some of them managed to forget their problems and hatred and all those negative ones when the Pope came. At the Papal Visit, the Philippines were practically on steroids and can't stop talking about the Pope. I wish they got closer to God too and remembered to thank Him for the opportunity that Pope Francis managed to visit our country and thanks His word and His blessings.

The Philippines are still on high hopes and excitement today. (1/19/15) I just hope that they remember to worship and praise God everyday and not just on Papal Visit days.